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Life With Dogs Is Not Glamorous
We all have stories to prove it
Don’t worry, Marley. I’ve already forgiven you.

The chain of events that led to the dog peeing on me in the middle of the night began with my children’s homework. It was an interesting and worthwhile assignment, which offers me some consolation. I hate to be peed on for no good reason!

The kids were tasked with investigating leaks in our house and making some calculations about how much water was being wasted. They had to check the water meter, make sure no water would be used during the next few hours, and then check the meter again to see if any water was being lost. We thought that it would be easiest to do this overnight when nobody would accidently wash their hands (an unlikely occurrence that only Murphy’s Law could make happen during the crucial period or anytime) or use water in any other way.

Just before bedtime after everybody had filled a water bottle, brushed their teeth and gone to the bathroom, we deactivated the icemaker in our freezer and the kids checked the meter. All we needed to do was go to bed and wait until morning for them to take a second reading of the meter.

Tragically, I awoke at midnight really needing to use the bathroom. Though I could of course have just gone but not flushed, I lacked confidence in myself. I don’t know why, but it is ridiculously hard for me to do this, and the risk that I would go, then flush automatically was too high in my mind.

“I’m up anyway, so I might as well take the dog out to relieve himself, and I can go out there,” was my thought.

Marley and I went outside and he wandered over to his favorite potty spot, and I picked a place for myself by some bushes. Still occupied with my own mission, I failed to notice the dog come around behind me until it was too late. I only became aware of his presence when he had already lifted his leg and I felt the warm stream of dog urine hit me in the lower back.

Unable to shower because of the water leak investigation assignment, I dried my back with paper towels and then used about a pint of hand sanitizer on the area before going back to bed. Though I was a little disgusted, it’s really not that big a deal considering the amount of vomit, pee and poop all of us who spend time with dogs have probably cleaned up over the years.

Besides, I found it interesting that Marley seemed to be over marking my urine with his own. Many dogs pee over other dogs’ pee, and even over the urine of men, but some dogs ignore urine from women and from kids. Unfortunately for me, Marley is not one of them.

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Karen B. London, PhD, is a Bark columnist and a Certified Applied Animal Behaviorist specializing in the evaluation and treatment of serious behavior problems in the domestic dog.

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Submitted by Carolyn | May 15 2014 |

Hysterical! (I AM sorry you were peed upon, just LOL). When I was just a kid, our male dog peed on me when I was sitting on a step at a friend's house, waiting for her to come outside with her dog. Young as I was, I chalked it up to territorial marking, realizing our dog was away from home. Many years later, my little Maggie was peed upon by a male mini-schnauzer in the vet's office. She was white and the yellow urine stream looked horrible. I was terribly insulted on her behalf. Of course she got a bath when we got home. My "niece" dog, Kobi, immediately comes over to pee where I pee if we are on a hike together. It's all very interesting ... but not much fun!

Submitted by Jill | May 16 2014 |

What was the outcome of the kids' experiment??

Submitted by Karen London | June 15 2014 |

We had a leak which we traced to one toilet. It is now fixed.

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