Karen B. London
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Ask Me About My Granddog
What’s your favorite dog-themed bumper sticker?

I was stuck in a little traffic yesterday, which could have been a major bummer except for the entertaining car in front of me. I had the good fortune to be behind one of those cars decorated from roof to hubcaps with bumper stickers, and many of them were dog-related. Naturally, they had Bark’s own “Dog is my co-pilot” prominently displayed on the actual bumper, suggesting it was one of the first acquired. Here are some of the others:


My windows aren’t dirty. That’s just my Corgi’s nose art

Caution: This vehicle is infested with dog hair. Enter at your own risk

The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.

Ask me about my granddog

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

My Corgi would herd your honor student

Your honor student is merely a pawn in my dog’s world domination plot

wag more bark less

I adhere to my Corgi’s radical ideology

squirrel whisperer on board

Your car would look like this too if you owned a Pembroke Welsh Corgi

At one end of my leash sits a dog. At the other end stands a voter. STOP B.S.L. [Breed Specific Legislation]

Caution: wiggle butt zone


What canine-themed bumper stickers do you have on your car? What amusing ones have you seen on other cars? 


Karen B. London, PhD, is a Bark columnist and a Certified Applied Animal Behaviorist specializing in the evaluation and treatment of serious behavior problems in the domestic dog.

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