A woman in my running group was going to band practice after our workout, and we were talking about her music as we left the track. (First we talked about her sweet new dog, Gray, but then we moved on to music.) She sings in a band made up of people she works with at W. L. Gore, which is a company that manufactures medical devices. Her band has had several names over the past year, but the one I liked best was The Distal Olives. “Distal” refers to being away from the heart, and an “Olive” in this case refers to a part used to make a catheter. I love the name because it sounds very funky and cool, but relates to their work. If you didn’t know they worked for W. L. Gore, there would be no way to associate “The Distal Olives” with medical devices.
It got me thinking about what I would call a band if I were the lead singer and wanted a name with a dog theme. This, by the way, is a highly unlikely contingency, because along with virtually everyone else in my family, I am a horrendous singer.
The names Three Dog Night and The Hounds of Soul are already taken. Here are some possibilities I came up with:
The Great Danes
Liver of Dreams
Music on a Leash
The Nova Scotia Duck Tolling Retrievers
The Dandie Dinmonts
Looking over my list, it appears that I am as good at generating band names as I am at singing. What would you call a band if you wanted the name to reflect your love of dogs?