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My Dog Tried to Pee on Baby Jesus
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Or perhaps it was the timing of the episode. This happened around January 8. For some reason, people in my neighborhood left their Christmas decorations out longer than usual this year. I don’t know if it’s because of the depressing news about the economy — maybe people are trying to hold onto the Christmas spirit a little longer. Or maybe it’s because we had a lot of dreary, cold days around the first of the year, and people just procrastinated going outside and taking down their Christmas decorations. At any rate, perhaps my dog is sage enough to know that if we drag out the Christmas season, it will become just another set of dreary days to get through and will lose its magic. People need to put their Christmas decorations away so that when they pull them out again next Thanksgiving, the decorations will have the needed effect of pulling on our emotions and making us present to the love of mankind that we neglect the rest of the year.

All of these things run through my mind as we make our way back home. What is the message my dog was trying to send to that homeowner? I have learned some amazing things by watching my dog, and what was I meant to learn this time? When we get settled back at the house, I sit on the couch and stare at my dog, trying to figure out what he was communicating. Then all of a sudden the realization dawns on me. I know exactly why my dog tried to pee on Baby Jesus. It’s because another dog peed on Baby Jesus first!

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This article first appeared in The Bark,
Issue 62: Nov/Dec 2010
Tammy Tanner and Shadow live in the Atlanta suburbs.

Illustration by Jason Jagel

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Submitted by Lals | January 8 2013 |

Brilliant story. Loved it.

Submitted by Terri | June 5 2013 |

Very cute.

Submitted by Lois | December 15 2013 |

Jesus DID cause a herd of pigs to stampede over a cliff. Pretty sure that doesn't qualify as being kind to animals. And in the Middle East back then, dogs were regarded as unclean vermin (and for the most part, still are). Jesus even referred to a Canaanite woman as a dog. I suspect that Baby Jesus was experiencing a bit of karma. Good doggie!

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