The Bark
Published on The Bark (http://thebark.com)

Home > Dog Jokes

Karen B. London
Print [1]|Email [2]|Text Size: ||
Dog Jokes
The best bone is the funny bone
Karen B. London, PhD |
October 18, 2011

“Why do dogs run in circles? Because it’s hard to run in squares!” I overheard a child at the park tell this joke and I laughed out loud. I shared it with several other people over the next few days and a clear pattern emerged. Dog lovers found it at least a little amusing, but other people offered a courtesy laugh at best and an eye roll at worst. It seems dog humor is another bond that those of us who love dogs can share. Dog jokes [3] typically strike me as funny even if they are just silly little plays on words.

Here are a few of my favorites:

“What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle, and a rooster? A cockerpoodledoo!”

“Why are dogs like phones? They both have collar IDs.”

“Why did the dog chase the red cape? Because he was a bull dog.”

“Why are there Dalmatians on fire engines? To help the firefighters find the nearest fire hydrant.”

What dog jokes make you laugh?

Print [1]|Email [2]

iStock photo


Source URL (retrieved on 5/19/2013): http://thebark.com/content/dog-jokes?page=show

Links:
[1] http://thebark.com/print/4146?page=show
[2] http://thebark.com/printmail/4146?page=show
[3] http://www.ahajokes.com/dog_jokes.html